It took one night and I’m already posting craigslist ads for roommates. I have no idea why I thought I could live with my parents again. 

If your friends ever utter the phrase ‘It’ll make so much sense financially…” HIT THEM WITH A FUCKING EXPENSIVE ASS FISH BECAUSE PARENTS AND COLLEGE-GRADUATE KIDS NEVER WORK. 

Seriously, I’ve got one night’s experience. Trust me. >.< 

zachfuckingryan:

And loved more than words could ever express.

I think I could go a million years without being tied down again.

shaneguiter:

In Disarming Testimony, Apple Chief Eases Tax Tensions - NYTimes.com

Dazzle dazzle them and they’ll make you a star!